Fun April Fool's Jokes

by Randy Yazell

It's April Fool's Day, and some of you would like to do something a little more crafty that the centuries' old "Your shoe is untied" gag. Not to worry - Randy Yazell, consultant for professional services firm Weir-Alice-Lees-Yazell is on the job for you.

a) Find the receipt for your most recent haircut. Return to your barber / stylist with receipt in hand. Mention your haircut isn't working out and you'd like all the cut hairs put back on your head.

b) When with a group of four friends: Sniff loudly, make a face, and back away from one of the group. Get the two from whom you aren't backing away to join in. Slowly increase the severity of your faux repulsion by saying things along the lines of "Jesus, Steve!", "Ever heard of Beano/Body Wash/FDS?", and/or "Damn! Go wipe!" Really sell it. Continue until your victim-friend visibly questions his or her own hygiene.

c) Order an onion bagel at the deli. Once it is presented, balk at paying. Angrily mention that your bagel is defective and demand a *complete* bagel, while pointing to the giant hole in the middle. If the vendor protests, stick something through the hole and repeat your claim of defect. Should your exchange produce a standoff of wills, be more vigilant, voracious, vocal and vulgar with what you shove through the proclaimed defect. Continue until you achieve satisfaction (with the vendor, not the bagel you perv!) or police involvement is threatened.

And just think... if we're giving *these* babies away - how good are the ones we charge for?

Happy April Fool's Day, Punks!