Herro! Nucrear Thlett Over Here!

by Kim Jong Il, Leader of the People's Democratic Republic of Korea

Hey, why you UN pigdogs pay so much attention to Iran? Erry time I tuln on the terrivision it’s “Iran this” and “Iran that” and “UN Thlettens Iran Sanctions for Nucrear Ploglam…” What – PDRK suddenry chopped river or something?

What about me? I actuarry HAVE nucrear weapons! I tested the sumenumbitches! They made a big boom and errything! As a matter of fact, that the rast time the internationar community gave half a lat’s ass about PDRK. Do I have to kirr somebody to get some attention or something?

Rook – I am a chaltel membel of that Axis of Evil just like Iran, but errybody rooking at them as the biggest thlett to worrd peace. Terr you what – I change name of Peeper’s Democlatic Repubric of Korea to Invincible Repubric of Korea – that make you pigdogs happy? That way we sound bord, allogant and ablasive rike “Isramic Repubric of Iran”, we indicate dlastic overt change in tone for nation as a whore, and we start name with fucking retter “I” rike Iraq, Israer and goddamned Iran! That about arr you pasty-ass roundeyes ever rook at!

Kim Jong Il – Exarted Supreme Reader of IROK. That has a nice ling to it.