Operation Broqbaqi Freedom

By Mohammad Saeed al-Sahaaf

Big Bad Bush come swing his dick
Watch it swish and sway –
Look at which hole he stuck it in -
He must swing The Other Way!

Iraqis knew he likes it there -
We lubed and caked with stench
Then once he thinks he’s done with us
We hold his dick and clench.

Bush blew his wad and now he’s stuck
With Middle East collapse
Dubya Bush is Cowboy, but
His kind wears assless chaps.