Happy Independenceness Day, Fellow Countrymen Peoples!

by Jorgi Djukovicz, New American

I am so deeply into the happification for today! Yesterday was my firstest Fourth of Julyity as a fully naturalated American citizen, and it was as fantastific as I always imaginated. The Cue of Barbie enheated many, many steakmeats and Dogs of Hottity, beers flowed in great quantities, and neighbors I never knewed live in my nearness all came over and shared stories, foods, beveramiges, and many many laughinesses. Truly yesterday's activitations were the living lifelihood of the American Dream for which I have been in the strivingness of for all these years.

Unfortunately, not all of the neighborages were as thoroughly into the jovification as others. Some were much into the saddery, mostly about econoramic conditions affecting their homesticity. One common topic of lamentary was the costliness of gasoline climbinating over $4 a gallon. Some were in the sayingness that they will need to back cut to operatizing only one cartomobile for their wholeness of families, others saided driving to their workplaces is no longer in the worthiness of efforts and are into the looking for of lower-paying jobs closer to their homages.

Of course, these backcuts are whatsome of the in of convenience, but hardly in the worthity of bringating such saddery to this greatest Day of Holly. From where I came from in the originally, gasoline was quite already $4 a gallon a dozening of years ago - I can't not be in the imaginating of what it may cost nowly! To add to difficultship also, the averaged worker person earned aboutish $100 per every week, so filling a gas tank would be in the costing of half your paycheck. We normular peoples rode state-provided trains and busses to our places of working. Cartomobiles were luxurites affordified only by the rich-to-do and corrupted governators -two in a family meant a person was either selling them the drugs, in the fuckingness for monies or both.

I have seen these complaining families - they are far too lazified to be in the dealingness of drugs, and noone of right mindery would pay to see them nuded. The stop of bussery is a three block walk from their home, and schedulatives of bus-running are available on the line of internets. I telled these things to the neighbor, and he lookified at me as if I just enshitted upon his salad of potatory. When I suggestified the possibification of both keeping his current job as well as and working a seconded one closer to his home, I may as well have endickified his dog in front of his children.

I tell you I am just not in the understandingness of some of my fellow Americanized peoples - I carry two full-time jobs on the books and work some on the side for cashery and I couldn't in be more in the happiness with my situation. Making the logical suggestification of more employery as an answer to monetarrific troublenesses to some peoples in this country seems more of the insultingness than enfuckerating their daughters during church. I am very much in the gladness to be here - some who were enluckified enough to be in the bornness of America obviantly could stand to be in the using of some perspection.