Home On The Range Revisited

by Tex "Tad" Ritter IV

Oh give me a large pre-planned home
Where the BW3's roam
Where the deer and the antelope play chicken with our SUV's (You lose, Bambi!)
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word - unless it comes from the adjacent golf course
And the trophy wives are cloudy all day (another vodka and Prozac, Muffykins?)

Home Home on the Driving Range
Where the doctors and ad execs play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word (Thank you, FOX News!)
And the wives are not pouty all day - unless the Gold Card is maxxed out.