About That Nuclear Program…

By Bill Lumbergh – Aspiring Secretary of State

Hey, Mahmoud… what’s happening?

Yeeahh…. About that nuclear program – did you get the memo about it being outside the established parameters of the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty? See, your uranium enrichment program exceeds the acceptable level for what the UN would consider (air-quotes) peaceful, ‘kay?

I’m going to ask you to… uhhh… go ahead and… uhh… suspend Iran's development of large-scale uranium enrichment until the IAEA can give your nuclear facilities a full inspection to determine your intent, ‘kay? That would be greeeeat.

Allahu Akhbar, ' kay?